Today Is Tax Return Due Day 2018.

Since tax returns are due today, I know that many of my readers are very stressed.  Therefore, I thought that today I would share a little comic relief. Hope you enjoy. (1) A man made a Freedom of Information request to the IRS asking if there was an audit file on him. A week later he received the reply: There is now! (2) The trouble with today’s taxes is that they keep your take home pay from ever getting there. (3) Where do homeless accountants live?  In a tax shelter. (4) They say politics makes strange bedfellows, but it’s the taxpayer who has the nightmare.  (5) TurboTax is the worst video game ever. (6) Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form. (7) The United States has a system of taxation by confession. Justice Hugo Black.  Now get back to work and get those taxes filed!